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About Us. Besides the fact that we have an unnatural squishy hobby.

We swear, the Squishy made us do it. 

That is actually true. We found a chocolate cake squishy one day, so we took it home. We cleaned it up, fed it some dinner, and let it stay on our couch for a few nights, you know, until it could get back on it's feet. Well, weeks went by, and the slow riser still hadn't found a job. Finally after six months of this thing living on our couch, we had had enough. Don't get us wrong, we didn't mind all the late night parties, and all the indiscriminate squeezing and smooshing every day. We were actually kind of thankful for that. (I will admit, life was pretty boring before the squishmeister showed up. But anyway, he had to go. Just couldn't go on all happy and satisfied all the time. We lost sight of our priorities. We would start the conversation about him leaving and every time he would just take our hand and the next thing you know we would be sitting on the couch, having forgotten all about what was bothering us in the first place. Boy, I will tell you this guy was good. So good in fact, he is still living on the couch. We figured if you can't beat them, squeeze them. And that is how this site was born.  The End.

 

This store is what resulted from a collaborative effort between two close friends, Rachel and Kirsten, to come up with a really cool idea for a web store. We live in Arizona, and have all of our lives. Rachel is a mom and philanthropist (hahaha she can't even spell that) and Kirsten is an artist with a bar-tending hobby. We both have kids who live in slime and squishies. IKR? 

 

P.S. Please feel free to contact us anytime. We are a dropshipper, and do not ship our squishies ourselves. They are from China, as all Squishies are, so sometimes there is a miscommunication, or a delay that is beyond our control. We understand you are not throwing money at the internet because it is fun for you, and we feel privileged to have gained your trust enough to shop our store. All sales are final, unless product is completely damaged upon delivery, or item arrives not as described. Please do not send the product to the manufacturer, send us an email and we will work with you to make sure you are a satisfied happy human again. Much love to all of you out there making life happen. Namaste.